So, as a few of you have already heard our trainer decided to leave us with a parting gift. The day before we were going to test out, he pooped his pants (seriously) in the driver seat (seriously) and then continued to drive for a few hours (seriously). We only discovered that this had happened when he announced he had gotten diarrhea, we heard him scrubbing the driver seat, and we found his poopy pants on his bed (seriously).
We also discovered that he had been storing his pee that entire time we were out. Yes, that is a jug of his pee and yes we verified that with him. The part that really gets me, is the fact that even though we told him that was gross, the jug was even fuller the next day. I guess he waits until it is full before he throws it out, saves time I suppose.
Don't you mean the Poo' de grace?
ReplyDelete(Yes, I did make an account just so I could say that!)
Kara, I'm so glad I found your blog!
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly are you doing...wherever you are?
What kind of trainer?
I am scared... really, really scared.
ReplyDeleteI am glad it is not bedtime, as this is what I would probably dream about, and now I have the remainder of the day to find things to fill the void.
Seriously Kara.. ;)