
Notice the riff-raff in the background, they were all over! Exhibit 1: A drunk Navajo man sat behind us from Salt Lake to Vegas. He felt a "connection" with us and tried to sell us vacuums as we were trying to sleep. He finally leeched onto someone else and left us alone. Exhibit 2: Just outside of our destination, the bus driver flipped the lights on and announced that the pungent odor we were all smelling was, in fact, weed. He then explained Greyhound's policy that anyone caught smoking on the bus would be arrested. The stunned look on the face of the stoner exiting the bathroom gave him away. We prayed that the driver would wait to pull over until we reached our stop since it was already 11:00 and we were scheduled to arrive at 9:30. Thankfully he waited and we were blessed to witness the hand-cuffing of the pot smoking pooper! Thus concludes day 1 of our most triumphant voyage!
